Description:

For the bloke who doesn’t ask ‘Should I?’—just ‘How fast?’ With "F*ck Around & Find Out" slapped across one leg and a mullet-rockin’ whiskey can on the other, these high-quality footy shorts are built for the legends who don’t start trouble—but sure as hell finish it.

Designed for anyone who knows that the best stories start with ‘So there I was…’ and usually end with ‘And that’s why I’m not allowed back.’

✅ Pockets for essentials – Holds your phone, beer money, and a healthy disregard for consequences
✅ Made to last – Tougher than your mate who refuses to tap out
✅ Perfect for any occasion – Footy, fishing, or letting the rum do the thinking
✅ FREE STICKER INCLUDED – Stick it on your esky, ute, or the wall at your local (give us a bit of free publicity legend)

⚡ Snag a pair before they disappear faster than your memory after a big night!

$1 per online order is donated to Royal Flying Doctor Service