{"product_id":"modern-day-snake-oil-goodr","title":"Goodr - Modern Day Snake Oil","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__lens-type\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"lens type\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/clear_lens_x100.png?v=1540352694\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBlue Blocking Lenses\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__head-size\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/icon-normal_x120.png?v=1535636843\" alt=\"head size\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor Regular Heads \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/playgoodr.com.au\/collections\/bfgs\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eneed wider?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0084\/1616\/5946\/files\/Game_Controller_Icon.png?v=16039919932\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBest for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIs blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches \u0026amp; tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"feature-icons__best-use\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1.4em;\"\u003eNO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e1 NO SLIP\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWe use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e2 NO BOUNCE\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e3 ALL POLARIZED\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGlare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e4 NO LEOPARDS\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePlus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goodr","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43197142007975,"sku":"18907","price":49.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0467\/4866\/3975\/products\/image_6822fa02-c621-4433-9d05-d35b0a5d8bc2.jpg?v=1677636167","url":"https:\/\/whiskeyandwildflowers.com.au\/products\/modern-day-snake-oil-goodr","provider":"Whiskey and Wildflowers","version":"1.0","type":"link"}